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Male Confuses ATM Finger Protection With Condoms

We have become used to wearing our facemasks and carrying around gallons of hand sanitiser with us when we go out, but what happens if you run out of the latter? 

If we forget to bring our facemask with us when we leave home, then we can probably knock up an alternative in a relatively short period of time. 

But if we leave home without any hand sanitiser and we aren’t willing to pay extortionate amounts of money for latex gloves, then how can we protect ourselves when using everyday ‘things’ like ATM’s? 

Well, one bank thought about this problem and so decided to hand out tiny little ‘finger protectors’ which you can slip onto your boney digits before using a cash machine. 

But when they handed a pack of them out to a customer, he thought, for some reason, that the bank employee was giving him some tiny condoms! 

Apparently, the male told the bank staff: ‘Oh, I need a much bigger one than this’ to which the bank employee said: ‘no sir. It goes on your finger for the ATM’. 

It makes you wonder what the male must have thought was being propositioned by the bank employee. 

Perhaps he was confusing the commercial bank with a sperm bank? 

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BMW Driver Who Challenged Unmarked Police Car To A Race Gets A Hefty Fine

Have you ever been stuck at a set of traffic lights and noticed that someone starts revving their car at you in the hope that you will enter into an illegal street race with them? 

To be honest, it does not happen to me that often as it takes my car about an hour to get up to 60 mph. 

But I have seen it happen quite a bit and, when I do spot this sort of thing when out-and-about, I often think how funny it would be if the boy racer who is hoping for a burn out inadvertently ‘challenges’ an unmarked police car. 

Well, that is precisely what happened to one BMW driver when he pulled up next to a nice looking unmarked police car. 

Of course, the boy racer did not know that it was an unmarked police car which he was challenging. 

But it soon became apparent to him when the blue flashing light lit up his face. 

The ‘you could not make it up’ moment happened to some Surrey-based Roads Policing officers. 

In a tweet, a spokesperson for the unit said:

‘The driver of this car was revving his engine to try and entice our unmarked car into a race. 

‘His dreams fell apart when the blue lights came on and he recieved a section 59 Warning and FPN for his tiny……..number plate’.

What we really liked about this tweet, was the reference to the BMW drivers tiny……..number plate….

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PCSO Spotted Talking To A ‘Giant Testicle’ In The High Street

When you are out pounding the streets, looking for wrong-uns, then you never know what you are going to find. 

The air of uncertainty always ensures that you keep your eyes peeled and your ears fully tuned in to your surroundings.

And one Police Community Support Officer (PCSO) no doubt got more than she had even bargained for when she spotted a giant gonad walking along the high street.

Of course, it wasn’t a real testicle because that would just be odd; the sort of ‘odd’ that the FBI/NCA would need to investigate. 

Instead, it was a charity worker who wanted to catch peoples attention by dressing up as, well, some testicles. 

You would have thought that he would have at least shaved before heading out and parading his ‘short and curlies’. 

We aren’t sure if the PCSO is writing him a ticket, asking for an autograph, signing him a song or drawing him, like one of his french girls. 

Either way, we are confident that there was a happy ending……

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Sophie Khan Is Blocking Police Twitter Accounts In Their Droves…And Here’s Why

As we were monitoring the thousands of tweets which are published each second on the popular platform, we noticed that quite a few ‘job’ accounts were reporting that ‘anti-taser’ solicitor Sophie Khan was blocking them.

Upon closer inspection, it appeared that a ‘twitter storm’ had erupted over, what can only be described as an inflammatory tweet, was published by Ms Khan regarding the tragic death of hero PC Andrew Harper. 

The young police officer was dragged to his death by three prolific thieves who had decided to steal a £10,000 quad bike off of a hard-working member of the public. 

PC Harper’s three killers were recently convicted of manslaughter after the hero police officer was dragged for 1.4 miles at an average speed of 42.5 mph behind a car that was being driven by career criminal Henry Long.

PC Harper paid the ultimate sacrifice when he tried to stop callous thieves who had just robbed someone while being armed with a variety of different weapons. 

The heartbreaking story of his death touched the nation. He laid down his life as he tried to bring evil individuals to justice. 

A petition that has been signed by over 350,000 people has called for a much stricter sentence to be handed down to each of the officer’s killers and his brave and loving family have started up a campaign called ‘Andrew’s Law’.

The purpose of ‘Andrew’s Law’ is to ensure that anyone who is convicted of killing a member of the emergency services spends ‘life’ behind bars without any ‘discounts’ being applied to their sentences.

The popular campaign is being supported by thousands of decent mind people who understand the true evil that was responsible for PC Harper’s death. 

But Ms Khan caused a storm when she tweeted:

‘It is wrong of PC Andrew Harper’s family to say they have faced injustice.

‘The boys [they were actually adults] have been tried and have received severe sentences for manslaughter. 

‘It is the family of Frank Ogboru who has faced injustice.

‘Mr Ogboru died during police retrainst in 2006’. 

Ms Khan’s tweet has caused a ‘twitter storm’

Members of the police family, and their supporters, felt incensed by the perceived insensitivity of Ms Khan and tweeted her to show their disdain following her remarks. 

But most of them found that Ms Khan blocked them after they shared their thoughts with her.

The Attorney General is currently reviewing the sentences which were handed down to the three men who dragged PC Harper to his death. 

If you would like to follow the progress of ‘Andrew’s Law’ then you can follow the official account on Twitter and on Facebook

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Police Rescue Sad Looking ‘Bear’ Dumped On A Busy Road

Have you ever been driving along on a busy road and thought that you had just spotted what appeared to be some sort of non-native animal? 

For example, a lion, a cheetah or even maybe a bear? 

Motorists in Essex this afternoon had just that experience when they noticed a ‘bear’ sat stationary in the middle of the road. 

Essex Police received numerous calls from concerned motorists who were quite clearly worried about the condition of the ‘bear’ and the distraction that it might cause to other motorists. 

Thankfully, Essex Polices’ Roads Policing Unit was nearby and on hand to rescue the troubled bear from the middle of the road, and now they are trying to trace its keeper. 

In a post shared on Twitter, a spokesperson for the unit said: 

‘Numerous calls for this poor bear left stranded in the middle of the A13. 

‘We have rescued him with minor injuries to his face. Who does he belong to? 

‘#WhatIsHisName’.

Somebody somewhere is missing their bear. And, by the looks of it, this bear is missing his/her human family..,

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Could This Be The Cutest Parent-Child T-Shirt Combo?

Trying to find a funny and original t-shirt combo for you and your little ones can be quite hard; assuming, of course, that you are into that sort of fashion statement. 

I have got two ‘mini-me’s’, and I am relatively confident that I won’t be donning a ‘parent/off-spring’ fashion statement anytime soon, just because it makes me cringe, albeit, just a little bit. 

But I will admit that this ‘pizza’ t-shirt did make me smile. 

After all, our kids are the slices of our ‘life pizza‘ that we love just as much as pizza itself. 

And we also thought that this t-shirt combo could be used by ‘bff’ work colleagues who just do not feel complete without their work chum. 

The next time you go to some sort of work event, you and your work BFF could wear this t-shirt combo, just to show your colleagues how much you love each other. 

Although, unless they do the combo in an adult-to-adult version, then your colleague might not fit in their baby ‘pizza’ t-shirt…

But the good news is that you can buy them on Amazon! 

BEST REVIEW: I love this! Probably one of the best things I’ve ever bought! My partner thought it was great too. Had so many lovely comments from family members about it as well. Money well spent! Came faster than expected too. Thank you so much! – Beki

Buy it from Amazon for 26.95

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Flight Aborts Take-Off After Two Passengers Refuse To Wear Masks

A Delta Airlines flight aborted its take off after two passengers refused to wear a mask. 

The flight (#1227), scheduled to fly to Atlanta from Detroit, was taxiing towards the runway when the two passengers refused to follow the instructions of the cabin crew. 

Most of the major airlines have a similar rule in place as the world battles with the virus that has now taken around 697,000 lives. 

As the tiny droplets of fluid which are emitted from your nose and mouth when you sneeze and cough could contain the deadly virus, wearing a mask is one way of helping to stop its spread. 

The two passengers refused to don a mask, even when the crew pointed out that it was their policy that all passengers must wear one.

The airline recommends that passengers who cannot wear a mask owing to medical conditions ‘seriously reconsider’ travelling. 

Delta CEO Ed Bastain said:

“You cannot board a Delta plane unless you have a mask on.

“If you board the plane and you insist on not wearing your mask, we will insist that you don’t fly Delta”.

Delta confirmed that it has already banned over 100 people from using its services owing to their unwillingness to wear a mask. 

But what do you think? 

Should the passengers of been ejected from the flight? Let us know via the comments below. 

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WATCH | Idiot Makes Shop Assistant Cry After After He Refused To Wear A Mask

A video has emerged on Twitter of the moment when a male makes a shop assistant cry after he refused to wear a mask and started to record the awkward encounter. 

The video has been shared not by the person who filmed it (as that person appears to have deleted their Twitter account) but by someone else. 

In the video, the male starts by pointing his phone at a startled shop assistant. He asks her: ‘Would you like to say that again?’

The bemused member of staff walks over to her colleague and says: ‘he is recording me’. 

It would appear that the member of staff who the male is filming had just asked him if he wanted a mask (because he was not wearing one, despite the government’s rules). 

The amateur ‘videographer’ then walks over to her colleague and says: ‘its ok; she just asked me to place a mask on so I thought that I would record it, thats all’. 

The male shop assistant, walking away from the person filming, says ‘thats fine’. 

The person filming then says: ‘do I still have to wear a mask? Cos i’m just shopping in the shop mate that’s all. I have just walked in and been told to wear a mask by some woman I don’t even know’.

The male then walks up to another female shop assistant and, pointing the camera at her face, says: ‘Are you still telling me to wear a mask?’.

The shop assistant clearly distressed over the male aggressive, and gruff demeanour says: ‘I haven’t said anything to you’. 

The argumentative and aggressive male then said: ‘You have just said to me, ‘would you like to wear a mask’.

The shop assistant replies: ‘that wasn’t me’. 

The belligerent male then asserts to the startled shop assistant: ‘Are you forcing me to wear a mask?’. 

The shop assistant replies: ‘I haven’t forced you to do anything’. 

‘So why are you asking me to wear a mask’ the male replies. 

The shop assistant then becomes physically upset as the moronic male continues to film her. 

He then says: ‘Why are you getting upset for? I would suggest that you go and calm yourself down and go outside and relax. Don’t come to customers and tell them what to do, for shopping’.

As the upset shop assistant is led away by a colleague, the idiot then says to her: ‘And sort your emotions out first, before you get a job’, as he still films her. 

What the muppet who is filming the encounter appears not to have comprehended, is that the shop assistant who offered him a mask (because he is ignoring the rules and is not wearing one) was not the same shop assistant who he then made cry. 

It would seem as if the idiot filming thought that perhaps he could become the next ‘big thing’ on social media by making a mountain out of a molehill. 

When, in reality, he has just made himself look silly, as highlighted by the hundreds of comments on the video. 

Most people with a bit of common sense and decency will wear a mask because they know that it can help to stop the spread of the virus. 

Obviously, anyone with medical conditions which prevent them from wearing a mask is excluded from the life-saving rules.

But this moron just seemed to be intent on causing an argument with people who were just doing their job. 

Let us know what you think in the comments below.

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Police Armed Response Advert Causes A Stir

Unless you have served in the military, or the armed police (excluding anyone who already owns a gun) then you have probably never fired a weapon. 

Or even seen a real one. 

You might have seen loads of action movies where highly paid actors are firing off blank-firing guns, or you might have played Call of Duty so much that you fancy yourself as a bit of an ‘amateur armourer’. 

But an ‘advert’ posted by the Derbyshire Armed Response Unit (UK) inviting serving officers to apply to become a firearms officer has caused a light-hearted stir after it highlighted all of the essential functions of, in this case, a handgun. 

The diagram refers to the sight as a ‘looky aimy thingy’. The barrel is called a ‘pew pew tube’, and the muzzle flash is referred to as ‘magic light’. 

Meanwhile, the round of ammunition exiting the barrel is called a ‘fast pew’, the trigger is called a ‘clicky bang button’, the magazine is called a ‘pew holder’, and a round of ammo is called a ‘pew’.

Also with the diagram is a picture of a male holding a ‘finger gun’. 

The caption with the tweet (@DerbyshireARU) reads:

‘The internal recruitment process to join our team has commenced, applications are now open, familiarisation days being held and assessments for the initial weapons course to be held later this year followed by the tactics course in early 2021. 

‘Good luck to potential recruits’.

At least any potential recruits will now have a thorough understanding of the various essential components of a gun!

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COVID Compliance Officer Berated For Ignoring Social Distancing

Most of us know that we have to keep at least two metres apart from each other. 

For some of us, a 2-metre gap is quite easy to maintain as we try to avoid getting too close to people who we do not know. 

But an image has surfaced on social media of a ‘COVID-19 Compliance Officer’ who seems to have ignored the social distancing advice that he is no doubt giving to other members of the public. 

In the picture – taken in a cake shop – large yellow stickers have been placed on the floor to help remind people of how big a gap two metres is. 

But the compliance officer appears to have gone for the ‘1-metre’ option as he stands behind the customer in front of him. 

Maybe it was just the eager anticipation of eating some cake that caused the compliance officer to temporarily overlook the social distancing measures? 

We all know the effect some decent slices of cake can have on us.  

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