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If you live with your partner, then you probably don’t give much thought when it comes to thinking about how you are going to have sex during the pandemic. 

But what about if you don’t live with your partner or if you are lucky to meet someone when you venture out to the shops or your local pub? 

Well, fear not, my friends, because the Terrence Higgins Trust has just published some handy advice for couples who are looking to get physical during the pandemic. 

The first thing they say is to avoid kissing (each others lips – of the mouth kind). Which is a bit of a letdown, as we all like a decent kiss, right? 

The second thing they advise is to wear a face-covering – although this could be a bit of a mood killer, especially if you are wearing a paper mask. 

If you are already into wearing masks during your ‘downtime’, then you are in luck. Although, the chances of your ‘pleasure’ mask meeting the required health and safety standards could be slim. 

The third thing they advise is to make sure that you choose positions that are not face-to-face during sex. 

So if you only usually get involved in the missionary position with your partner, then you are going to have to use your imagination or maybe buy a book with loads of different sex position ideas in it. 

If you are having sex with people outside of your household, then the Trust has said that it’s essential to limit your number of partners.

With all that in mind, enjoy!!! 

By the way, if you do need some inspiration when it comes to trying out some different positions, then we have found ‘Kama Sutra: A Position A Day’ available on Amazon for only 7.37

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It looks like more and more governments from around the world are finally starting to wake up to the idea that wearing a mask can actually help to save lives. 

After all, one of the main ways of catching the virus is by inhaling the ‘cough’ and ‘sneeze’ clouds (non-medical term) of people who have got the virus. 

So surely, being asked to wear a paper mask when you are around other people is not such a big deal when you consider that, for some people, catching the virus could mean the end of their life. 

I get that some people just do not like being told what to do, regardless of the rationale behind the instructions. 

Personally, I think that we need a certain amount of discipline if we all want to live in a ‘civilised’ society. Otherwise, our civilisation will be, well, uncivilised (if it isn’t already). 

Our team of social media publishers have seen a lot of ‘chatter’ on SM over the past couple of days from people who are getting really upset at the thought of having to wear a mask so that fewer people must die. 

So we thought that we would highlight the following five simple reasons which outline why wearing a paper mask really should not be a massive issue:

Reason #1 – fewer people will die

Reason #2 – fewer people will die

Reason #3 – fewer people will die

Reason #4 – fewer people will die

Reason #5 – fewer people will die

So there you have it; five simple reasons which outline why, in the context of a far bigger picture, wearing a paper mask when you are near other people really should not be a major issue. 

If you do want some paper masks, then you can buy a pack of 50 for as little as 9.98 on Amazon

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If you look out of your window (and you live in an urban area), then you might be forgiven for thinking that the lockdown has come to an end, owing to the number of people who are out-and-about.

But the truth is, that the lockdown is still in force until further notice.

But what can we do to help halt the spread of the virus once the lockdown has come to an end? Because let’s face it, an end to the lockdown does not mean an end to the virus.

The lockdown just means that we can more-or-less try to get back to some relative normality.

There is talk of people having to wear face masks and of people still having to keep to the two-metre ‘personal exclusion zones’ once the ‘lockdown’ has finished.

But what about making people walk around in giant zorbs!? That could work? Zorbs help to create your own little are of tranquillity that people cannot infringe upon, even if they wanted to!

I would be more than happy to walk around with a zorb.

I could pretend that I have not seen people who I have been trying to avoid for ages; should I happen to bump into them when the lockdown ends.

Anyone who follows our page will know that this is not really a serious suggestion or consideration.

But we thought that you might get some pleasure from the image of millions of people walking around in zorbs.

Imagine nightclubs with hundreds of ravers jumping around in zorbs!? I would pay to see that.