The Top Nine Weirdest Things British People Put In Sandwiches

In Britain, we love our sandwiches. Not more than a few hours normally goes by without us trying to sniff out the next sandwich, whether it is being sold in a petrol station or a deli counter that will cost us at least £7.  But British folk have developed a reputation all around the worldContinue reading “The Top Nine Weirdest Things British People Put In Sandwiches”

WATCH: Fast Food Fanatics Refuse To Budge For Emergency Ambulance

Footage has been uploaded to social media of the moment when motorists waiting in a McDonald’s drive-thru queue refused to move out of the way for an emergency ambulance that was on a blue-light run.  Fearful of losing their space and missing out on their deep-fried chicken McNuggets, instead of moving out of the wayContinue reading “WATCH: Fast Food Fanatics Refuse To Budge For Emergency Ambulance”

WATCH: Man With No Vehicle Uses Cardboard Cut-Out At Drive-Thru

The nation is hungry for fast-food. For months now, people have had no choice other than to eat nutritious ‘whole foods’. And although our immune systems have appreciated these ‘whole foods’, our tastebuds appear to have been suffering. So we are not surprised that thousands of people have been spending much of their day joiningContinue reading “WATCH: Man With No Vehicle Uses Cardboard Cut-Out At Drive-Thru”

10 lb Bag Of ‘Mice’ For $1.00? McDonald’s Proves That Sign Placement Is Everything!

When you head to your local McDonald’s, then I am guessing that ice probably isn’t that high on your list of things to buy when your stomach is empty, and you are running out of calories. But some hungry patrons in one particular McDonald’s restaurant probably thought that ‘mice’ were also on the menu afterContinue reading “10 lb Bag Of ‘Mice’ For $1.00? McDonald’s Proves That Sign Placement Is Everything!”

Stay At Home I Want To Go To Oktoberfest’ | But Will The Popular Event Be Cancelled?

September might seem like a long way off. But when the world is in lockdown, and you have been looking forward to the annual festival that is ‘Oktoberfest’ then time will go quickly as one week merges into the next.  The Oktoberfest is the world’s largest Volksfest.  It is a yearly event that is heldContinue reading “Stay At Home I Want To Go To Oktoberfest’ | But Will The Popular Event Be Cancelled?”

Iceland Apologise After ‘If You Touch It, You Buy It’ Message For NHS Staff Goes Viral

The top brass at Iceland must be wondering how they have managed to become ‘public enemy number 1’. Stories have been shared on social media about how Iceland seems to have concluded that NHS staff must be primary carriers of the COVID-19 virus.  But Iceland seems to have overlooked the fact that the vast majorityContinue reading “Iceland Apologise After ‘If You Touch It, You Buy It’ Message For NHS Staff Goes Viral”

Burger King, KFC & Pret A Manger Announce ‘Limited’ Reopening Plans

By now, I am reasonably confident that you are probably growing tired of eating all of the pasta and pasta sauce that you stocked-up on just before the lockdown was announced.  Well, I am pleased to say that if you enjoy Burger King, KFC and/or Pret A Manger, then it won’t be long until yourContinue reading “Burger King, KFC & Pret A Manger Announce ‘Limited’ Reopening Plans”

Man Charged After Allegedly Licking Supermarket Goods

While the vast majority of us have been staying indoors to try and save lives, save the NHS and slow down the spread of COVID-19, some numpties out there have been allegedly acting like buffoons.  Most of us have seen the video of one male in America who decided to walk into a supermarket andContinue reading “Man Charged After Allegedly Licking Supermarket Goods”

When You Are The 127,721st Person In The Online Shopping Queue!

Like many people, I have been trying to avoid the supermarkets as much as possible recently, only making the dangerous trip when I need to.  For some reason, shoppers forget about the need to stay at least two metres away from each other when they are shopping for pasta, lemons and tins of tomatoes.  ButContinue reading “When You Are The 127,721st Person In The Online Shopping Queue!”

Shopper’s Sign ‘If You Can Smell My Fart We’re Not Far Enough Apart’

This shopper’s sign, stuck firmly to his back, has caused quite a stir. As it looks like social distancing will now be a part of our everyday lives for some time, most of us have a rough idea as to how far two metres is. Two metres is the gap we need to keep betweenContinue reading “Shopper’s Sign ‘If You Can Smell My Fart We’re Not Far Enough Apart’”