British Tea Translator – What The Offer Of A ‘Cuppa’ Really Means

We all love our cups of morale-boosting tea. But a new ‘British tea translator’ has shone some light on what an offer for some tea really means. On average, you probably only have to spend around 30 seconds in a British household before someone asks you if you fancy some tea. And even if youContinue reading “British Tea Translator – What The Offer Of A ‘Cuppa’ Really Means”

Forget Beer Pong – ‘Battleshots’ Is The New Must Have Drinking Game

If you find yourself battling boredom on your days off, then you are probably thinking of new ways to keep yourself entertained. So let me introduce battleshots. Beer Pong has, for ages now, been the drinking game of choice when it comes to having a few drinks with your pals (or members of your household). But,Continue reading “Forget Beer Pong – ‘Battleshots’ Is The New Must Have Drinking Game”

Humans, On Average, Have Their Highest Sex Drive In The Autumn

If you are starting to feel a bit frisky now that the autumn has arrived, then you are not alone. On Average, we humans tend to have our highest sex drive at this time of year.  Which is a bit of a bummer if you are currently single and aren’t able to go out to your localContinue reading “Humans, On Average, Have Their Highest Sex Drive In The Autumn”

‘Weren’t You The Ones Who Just Bought All The Sodding Beans? You selfish gits!’ – The Stockpiler Song!

At first I was afraid, I was petrified,  There was no loo roll down at Aldi, and I nearly cried.  Oh, I spent so many nights just thinking how you did me wrong,  I used to wipe, and now I’m forced to just drip dry! No anti-bac!  No bloody soap,  and if you think you’re buying pasta well, you’ve got noContinue reading “‘Weren’t You The Ones Who Just Bought All The Sodding Beans? You selfish gits!’ – The Stockpiler Song!”

There’s A Reason Why Your Mate Always Farts When You Go Climbing Together

Have you ever been in a situation where you and your friend, colleague or family member decide to go for a walk up a steep hill only to be overcome by a sudden rush of butt wind? If you enjoy the great outdoors, then you will probably have some experience of this.  Or maybe you workContinue reading “There’s A Reason Why Your Mate Always Farts When You Go Climbing Together”

Magaluf Strip Ordered To Close Owing To ‘Out Of Control’ Holiday Makers

The Spanish authorities have announced that the infamous Magaluf strip is to close until at least Sept ’20 because of the drunken behaviour of ‘out of control’ tourists.  Over the past couple of weeks, videos which have been uploaded to social media show boozed-up tourists jumping on cars, chanting in the street and causing generalContinue reading “Magaluf Strip Ordered To Close Owing To ‘Out Of Control’ Holiday Makers”

What ‘Going To The Pub’ Might Look Like In The Weeks (Or Months) Ahead

Who remembers what it was like to go down the pub and have a few drinks with your mates without having to worry about them infringing your two-metre exclusion zone?  If you are like me and have a terrible short-term memory, then you would have forgotten the pleasure that can be had when talking absoluteContinue reading “What ‘Going To The Pub’ Might Look Like In The Weeks (Or Months) Ahead”

Stay At Home I Want To Go To Oktoberfest’ | But Will The Popular Event Be Cancelled?

September might seem like a long way off. But when the world is in lockdown, and you have been looking forward to the annual festival that is ‘Oktoberfest’ then time will go quickly as one week merges into the next.  The Oktoberfest is the world’s largest Volksfest.  It is a yearly event that is heldContinue reading “Stay At Home I Want To Go To Oktoberfest’ | But Will The Popular Event Be Cancelled?”