This Cop Wants To Know The What The Cake Fine Is For Rousing Trumpton?

A Metropolitan Police officer has enquired about the most suitable cake fine that should be paid after getting several LFB fire engines out on a false alarm.  The officer had been patrolling around London’s streets when he noticed some ‘smoke’ coming from a block of flats.  As the officer and his oppo got closer toContinue reading “This Cop Wants To Know The What The Cake Fine Is For Rousing Trumpton?”

Transport Cops Investigating After Male Poops On Ramp Bridge ‘Less Than 10 Metres Away From Toilets’

British Transport Police officers from Cambridgeshire and Peterborough have launched an investigation after railway staff reported that a male dropped a ‘brown cable’ on a ramp bridge at Peterborough Railway Station.  Apparently, the male decided to have a s**t on the floor less than ten metres away from where the public toilets were located.  A spokesperson forContinue reading “Transport Cops Investigating After Male Poops On Ramp Bridge ‘Less Than 10 Metres Away From Toilets’”

WATCH | Firefighters Get Involved With The ‘Jerusalema’ Dance Challenge

You might have already seen the Garda and Swiss Police ‘Jerusalema Dance’ challenge videos, but you (probably) haven’t seen the Slovenian Firefighters version. Until now.  Although the video was initially uploaded to social media back in Oct, it has taken its time to get to these shores (virtually).  So far, it has been viewed justContinue reading “WATCH | Firefighters Get Involved With The ‘Jerusalema’ Dance Challenge”

How To Ruin A ‘Professional Bystanders’ Attempt To Record You Doing Your Job

Over the past few years, we have all seen the (partial) video clips posted to social media by professional bystanders who attempt to “audit” life-saving emergency workers as they go about their jobs.  Often, these professional bystanders, who know nothing about how the emergency services work or operate, are motivated to stick a camera inContinue reading “How To Ruin A ‘Professional Bystanders’ Attempt To Record You Doing Your Job”

Police Forced To Abandon Car In Flood Water

Two officers from Derbyshire Police were forced to abandon their response vehicle earlier today after floodwater quickly started to rise in Darley Abbey.  To be fair to the officers, it was in the middle of the night, so the water’s depth was hard to judge.  A spokesperson for Derbyshire Police said that the officers “misjudgedContinue reading “Police Forced To Abandon Car In Flood Water”

‘But Remember This Battle’ – Written By A Paramedic

This piece was written by a paramedic who has been on the frontline of the fight against the virus: ‘The Time Has Come , The Vaccine Is Here We Have Waited So Long, In Grief And In Fear My Colleagues And I , Through Tiredness And Tears Have Worn Masks And Shields , To TreatContinue reading “‘But Remember This Battle’ – Written By A Paramedic”

Cops Mistaken For Swingers At Large ‘Adult Party’

When the police in Argentina heard about a large swingers party about to ‘go down’, they sent a unit to the address to bring a halt to the gathering.  Around 20 couples at the farm were all having drinks before the ‘main event’ started.  According to local media, officers knocked on the property’s door atContinue reading “Cops Mistaken For Swingers At Large ‘Adult Party’”

Should The Covidiots Who Protest Outside Hospitals Should Be Banned From Using The NHS?

Out of the many images shared on the internet over the last couple of months, few have raged people more than the photos of so-called Covidiots protesting outside hospitals. The shame brought on humanity by this group of dimwits cannot be understated.  Life-saving medical staff who had just finished their shifts have been met byContinue reading “Should The Covidiots Who Protest Outside Hospitals Should Be Banned From Using The NHS?”

West Midlands Police Want A ‘Fairness & Belonging’ Asst Director (Who They Will Pay £74k A Year)

A job advert that has been posted by West Midlands Police has caused a bit of a stir on social media.  The force is looking for an ‘Assistant Director Fairness & Belonging’ to join its team for a rather handsome remuneration package of £74,340 per year. That’s £6,195 per month, or, £1548 per week! For thatContinue reading “West Midlands Police Want A ‘Fairness & Belonging’ Asst Director (Who They Will Pay £74k A Year)”

WATCH | Kids Surprised Cop When They Thought His Shift Had Finished

These kids thought they would surprise this police officer when he finished his shift, by throwing eggs and other ‘stuff’ at him when he walked through the door.  All appeared to be going well as the kids set the stage, ready for the ambush.   The children were all in position; poised and ready pounce asContinue reading “WATCH | Kids Surprised Cop When They Thought His Shift Had Finished”