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WATCH | ‘Idiot’ In A Stolen Audi R8 Tries To Impress His Mates

An erratic video has emerged on social media of a male driving around in what has been reported as a stolen Audi R8.

In the footage below, recorded on a dashcam fitted inside the vehicle, the driver can be seen tearing around some residential streets that he appears to be using as a personal race track.

Rather than do what most honest, hard working people would do if they wanted a race track adventure, instead of buying himself a red letter day experience, this male just nicked a high-powered sports car.

At one point in the video, the driver pulls up next to some of his associates and asks them to get into the stolen car.

Thanks, but no thanks! The drivers mates don’t want to get in the stolen Audi R8

Thankfully, common sense prevails, and they decide to stay on the pavement rather than risking their lives by getting in the Audi.

A catalogue of near-misses follows as the driver takes outrageous risks, putting the lives of innocent motorists on the line for his few minutes of ‘fun’.

By the way the vehicle jolts around, you can see that the driving standards of the male behind the wheel is anything but ‘smooth’.

It is only a miracle that no innocent members of the public were hurt.

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WATCH | Motorcyclist Stops Tailgater From Following Met Police Van

If you have ever found yourself driving along slowly in traffic, only to be overtaken by an emergency vehicle on a blue-light run then chances are you have probably thought one of two things.

Firstly, you might have thought to yourself: ‘I wonder where the emergency vehicle is going, or what call they are dealing with?’

Or, you might have thought: ‘It must be great to be able to slice through gridlock traffic with some blue lights and sirens’.

Of course, you could always pop down to your local Halfords and buy yourself one of those ‘traffic avoidance’ Sat Navs to save yourself the hassle of being stuck in annoying traffic in the first place.

Most people probably do not think about driving behind the emergency vehicle as it cuts its way through the rush-hour traffic.

But that is exactly what the motorist in the video below did, when they spotted a Met Police van on its way to a call.

Thankfully, a motorcyclist (with a Helmet Cam) was on hand to help educate the driver and stop them from driving like an idiot.

To be honest, I am surprised that the officer behind the wheel didn’t get out of their wagon and give the driver of the Corsa a fine.

But then if the cops were on their way to an urgent call, then they probably would not have had enough time.

WATCH | Mechanic Thinks He Has Found A Secret Police Surveillance Van

A man, claiming to be a mechanic working for Mercedes, has recorded a video of what he claims is a police surveillance van.

The clapped-out Fiat shown in the video had apparently been taken to a civilian workshop for a service…

But when the lad who was working on the van found what he thought was a police radio in the glove box of the vehicle, he started to look around the inside of the ancient van.

When he opened the side door, he found a suite of electrical equipment which he claimed was being used by the security services.

A few social media users pointed out some crucial facts which stacked up to suggest that the van was not one that is used by the security services or police.

For example, both the police and the security services have their own workshops and would not actually send a surveillance van to a civilian garage for a service.

Can you imagine the likes of MI5 or the NCA sending one of their top secret vans to a civvy garage?! Come on!

Also, the ‘radio’ found in the glove box appeared to be just an ancient mobile phone, rather than a state of the art, end-to-end encrypted communications device.

But, alas, the majority of people who watched the original video, really did think that it was an undercover vehicle, used by the ‘feds.’

Watch the video here and let us know what you think in the comments:

‘Home Alone’ House Is Listed On AirBnB For ‘Filthy Animals’ To Stay In

For many people worldwide, Christmas officially starts when ‘Home Alone‘ is played on the family television.

The cult classic, released in 1990, has long been synonymous with the start of festivities. 

But over 30 years later, The McCallister family are still just as willing to leave their family home open to a group of complete strangers.

Or rather, ‘Buzz’ (as the host) seems to have decided to open up the family home! 

The only people who will not be welcome are burglars (as, let’s face it, nobody likes a burglar).      

The listing appeared on AirBnB’s Twitter page with the caption: 

‘Get ready to celebrate the holidays on the most boring street in the united states of America… because the timeless house where the home alone story began is officially bookable on Airbnb.  

‘Filthy animals can request to book on december 7 at 1pm CT’

Replying to the news, one Twitter user said: ‘4 guests only ? There was 20 person in that house geez, looks like have to leave a kid outside for the night.’

The home is available for four people to stay for one night only on Sunday, Dec. 12. 

The listing is part of a holiday promotion of the new Disney+ remake, “Home Sweet Home Alone”.

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With More Robot Vacuums Being Sold, Can It Mean Only One Thing For The Emergency Services?

A few years ago, the sight of a robot vacuuming your home whilst you were at work would have seemed a bit far fetched.

But recent advances in technology have meant that, for just a few hundred quid, you can grab yourself a robot vacuum cleaner.

I find vacuuming quite soothing.

There is just something about seeing bits of food shrapnel and other debris disappears up my Henry Hoover.

But if you work in the emergency services or NHS, this ‘rise of the machines’ can mean only one thing: more work!

Although we are not quite at the stage of what was portrayed in the Terminator films, we have already seen robots ‘attacking’ their human masters.

For example, a few years ago, a woman in South Korea fell asleep on the floor, only to be devoured (or at least her hair was) by her robot vacuum cleaner.

The emergency services were called in to free the lady (and her hair) from the device.

The 52-year-old, called Yoon, woke in agony at her South Korean home after the robot mistook her hair for fluff.

Unable to free herself, she called the Changwon city fire department in desperation.

Four emergency workers took half an hour to free her after opening the device.

The woman escaped serious injury.

“This case was quite special,” the fire department said. “We had seen weird things, but this was a very weird call that we received.”

Robot vacuum cleaners have become popular in the last decade, with US firm iRobot selling more than 10 million units of its circular Roomba.

The issue isn’t so much the technology, it is more to do with our lack of common sense. But what do you think?

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WATCH | Cats Hilarious Reaction To Owner’s ‘Wet Fart’

If you are lucky enough to have a cat, then you probably already know just how much they love squeaky toys.

Even if they do not have a squeaky toy, they probably have a massive range of other cat toys that emit weird noises.

But it would appear that anything that sounds remotely like a wet fart will be enough to make your cat run for the fields based on the cat’s reaction in the video below.

And who can blame them?

The chap in the video below somehow managed to create a cinematic version of the noise of a very wet and long ‘air biscuit’.

At first, the cat looked worried and concerned.

But once the cat’s owner had expelled the gas and the inevitable sigh that followed, the car quickly accelerated to the speed of light and got the hell out of there.

Rumour is that the cat never returned and that a HAZMAT team was called in to clear the area.

It also apparently refused to touch its cat food for several minutes.

WATCH | AuDItOr Sneaks Up On Police Officer In Station Yard

If you have any social media accounts, then there is a high probability that you have seen painful footage of so-called AuDItOr’s trying to fill their vast amounts of time by filming life-saving emergency workers doing their jobs.

As dull as it sounds, some of these videos get a few thousand views, and if the AuDItOr’s social media channel is monetised, the AuDItOr might earn a couple of quid.

Of course, if you find yourself in an AuDItOr’s video (on YouTube) then you can contact YouTube to get the video removed (under YouTube’s Privacy rules).

The MO of an AuDItOr is to approach a police officer, prison officer or security officer and goad them into reacting. The AuDItOr normally waffles on about something which makes him/her sound like a five-year-old.

When the reaction is caught on camera (because, after all, we are all human, right?), the clip is then uploaded to social media.

The only place we haven’t seen these videos is on LinkedIn – where genuine auditors and other professionals tend to hang out.

The grainy images and dodgy thumbnails which accompany the videos have often been edited using easy-to-use software like Canva to make the viewer think that the video will be interesting.

But, most of the time, they are just cringe.

And now it seems that the MO of these AuDItOr’s seems to have changed.

One video (below) shows a so-called AuDItOr lurking around like a peeping Tom in the bushes next to a police station.

No doubt this failed private detective really enjoyed the adrenaline that came with creeping around in the bushes, having spent a few quid online buying clothes which made him look like a plastic copper.

WATCH | Is This A UFO Being Transported To A Military Base? The Internet Is Divided.

The vast majority of people do believe that we are, in fact, not alone in the known universe.

You do not have to be familiar with Drake’s Equation to grasp the mathematics involved here.

With trillions of stars in the visible universe – each potentially with its own system of planets orbiting around it – the chances of other intelligent life out there are pretty high.

But computer games like ‘UFO: Aftermath‘ give us a distorted idea of what ET might one-day come to this planet for.

The authorities wouldn’t be that obvious, would they?

And maybe that’s why videos such as this one often divide people.

Most people who see this video think that they are witnessing a convoy that is part of a movie set because, after all, the government would not transport an alien spaceship in such a blatant manner, right?

But then some think that they are being so obvious in an attempt to throw people off of the ‘extraterrestrial’ scent.

But what do you think?

Let us know in the comments section.

Featured image made with Canva.

Have You Tried A Jaffa Cake Doughnut Yet?

If you are a big fan of McVitie’s Jaffa Cakes, then you have probably already seen the new Jaffa Cake Doughnut – or you might have instead seen your friends chowing down on them.

The ‘Jonut’ (as it has become known) has become popular with sweet-toothed fans across Britain since they landed on these shores back in April. 

jaffa cake doughnut

Jaffa Cake ‘Jonuts’ come in packs of four and are also suitable for vegetarians. 

If you are bored of ‘box standard’ Jaffa cakes, then maybe it is time to move on to one of these?

Happy chompers can expect a soft sponge base, a zesty orange filling and a dark chocolate topping.

And if you are a hardcore Jaffa fan, then you can even sit back and enjoy a glass of Jaffa Cake gin with your Jaffa Cake Doughnut! 

Jaffa Cake Gin
Jaffa Cake Gin

You can buy your Jaffa Cake DOughnuts on Amazon for £8 HERE and if you want to get hold of some Jaffa Cake Gin, then you can buy a bottle by clicking on this handy link

Is This The Perfect Doormat To Keep Unwanted People Away?

Are you sick of seeing the same people knocking at your door without an invite? Well, you are not alone. 

Thankfully, someone has come up with this handy doormat which, when placed outside the front of your door (or wherever else you want to put it), should help them get the message. 

Why not also put this ‘On No! Not You Again’ doormat outside the entrance to your place of work? 

Especially if you end up seeing the same faces again, which bring nothing but grief to your door (i.e. your boss). 

And don’t forget, if you are due to receive a guest or visitor you want to see, you can always temporarily hide your ‘On No! Not You Again’ doormat!

Personally, I like to leave mine where it is on a 24-7 basis, just to be sure. After all, there are quite a few c**kwombles kicking around at the moment. 

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