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NCO Confirms To Troops That ‘W**king’ Is Still Allowed

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An NCO has confirmed to their troops that they can still participate in ‘self-love’ if they need to, as long as they clean up after themselves. 

In a set of daily orders, ‘w**king” has been given its own section amongst the other groups of requirements that the troops are expected to stick to (not literally). 

I say ‘troops’, but judging by the terminology being used, the set of orders probably belong to sailors. 

daily w**king orders
Glad we cleared that up.

The paragraph states:

Man, I miss the military…

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