Transport Cops Investigating After Male Poops On Ramp Bridge ‘Less Than 10 Metres Away From Toilets’

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British Transport Police officers from Cambridgeshire and Peterborough have launched an investigation after railway staff reported that a male dropped a ‘brown cable’ on a ramp bridge at Peterborough Railway Station. 

Apparently, the male decided to have a s**t on the floor less than ten metres away from where the public toilets were located. 

A spokesperson for @BTPCambsPeterB tweeted to say:

‘We are investigating an incident at Peterborough railway station where a male was seen to have a poo on the ramp bridge less than 10 meters away from the toilets. 

Replying to the tweet, one social media user said:

‘It’s as if some people in our civilized society haven’t made it from the cave men ages’.

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