Bored Of Your Job? How About Becoming A Professional Fart Smeller? (No, Really)

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You might be bored of working in the same job, doing the same thing over and over again. 

But you are probably staying put (for now) because you have yet to find a job that will really challenge you (and your senses). 

Well, here at Daily Dits, we like to spend our time browsing the internet and social media, to find you interesting ‘stuff’, so that you don’t have to.

And this includes taking the time to look for inspiring new job opportunities which you might have never previously considered.  

Although we could only find the need for a ‘professional fart smeller’ in China, we worked out that the salary would be the equivalent of around USD 70. Not bad, hey? 

Apparently, it would be best if you were aged between 18 and 45 years old. You also must be a non-smoker, have an ordinary sense of smell and not be a heavy drinker. 

A ‘botty burp’ can be a good indication as to the health of a person. If you have an incredibly lousy bum odour, then this could be a sign of an unhealthy digestive system. 

One resource that we found on the internet even suggests that smelling another persons ‘pop’ can be beneficial to the body! 

So next time you unleash some wind in front of your friends, family or colleagues, then just point out to them that you are doing them a favour. 

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