We are used to the noise of ice cream trucks darting around the neighbourhood.
They always seem to emerge at the exact time your kids have just started to eat their dinner.
But what about wine trucks for adults? Why hasn’t anyone decided to make a business out of selling wine from a truck?
Instead of playing music that sounds like it should be in some sort of horror film, wine trucks could play the distinctive noise of wine being poured out of a bottle and into your pint glass?
All we ask is that you make sure that our offices are on your daily rounds. Note the word ‘daily’ and not ‘nightly’.
Just think how happier the world would be if there were more wine!?
I doubt that you would ever be out of business as pretty much every household in every street loves knocking back at least of few glasses of the stuff.
Good luck with your new business venture, and be sure to let us know how it goes!
By the way, did you know that you can actually buy wine in a can!? What better way to drink wine than in a can…
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