How To Pretend You Are Working When Really You Are Not
As we all start to head back to work, many of us are finding that we have gotten used to being furloughed where we basically get paid for doing next to nothing.
It might have only taken a few days to get used to being furloughed, but it is going to take a hell of a lot longer to get used to being at back work again.
When you do return to work, then you will probably find yourself starting to zone out, or starting to browse through your Amazon Prime video library as you sit on the toilet at work (for hours at a time).
But fear not, my friends, as you are not alone.
Tens-of-thousands of workers are in the same situation as you. And we want to help.
Our suggestion is simple:
Buy yourself some discrete in-ear headphones (assuming you are allowed to have them at work).
And then sign up for an AudioBook service (Like Amazon’s Audible) and then ‘hey presto’ – you get to feel like you are at home when really, you are at work!
If you have been doing your job for a few years and you know it like the back of your hand, then you can ‘work’ while listening to your favourite book!
This suggestion has been bought to you by our ‘life hack’ team who have tried this very technique (I am listening to an audiobook as I type and none of my colleagues are even aware of it – my boss thinks that I am just waiting for my next call)