Man Fined After Farting At Cops

A gassy man has been fined after he was found guilty of intentionally farting towards police in Vienna, Austria after officers needed to speak to him about some public order offences.

The Österreich reported how the incident unfolded on 5th June after the male was spoken to by officers for ‘offending public decency’.

A spokesperson for the city’s police force tweeted to say that: “of course no one is reported for accidentally letting one [a fart] go”.

As police dealt with the male, he became uncooperative with them before unleashing an ‘air biscuit’ in their general direction.

The male had been sitting on a park bench when he got up, looked at the officers who were speaking to him and “let go a massive intestinal wind apparently with full intent”, according to a police representative.

For his act of indiscriminate ‘chuffing,’ the offensive offender was fined a whopping €500.

Perhaps one of the most expensive farts ever.

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