Police Detain Stormtrooper (On May The 4th)
Aside from the billions of ‘May the fourth be with you’ MEMEs which were shared across social media yesterday, it was a relatively quiet day.
But many people did not even notice that one UK Police ‘Force’ used ‘the force’ to detain a rouge stormtrooper who was caught wandering aimlessly around the aisles of Poundworld.
Durham Constabulary had noticed an incursion into its airspace of a familiar-looking UFO that was carrying a well-known representative from the dark side.
However, someone forgot to tell the Stormtrooper that carrying a high-powered laser weapon on the streets of Durham is frowned upon.
The police weren’t particularly worried though because everyone knows that Stormtroopers can’t shot for s__t.