Recently, officers from Nottinghamshire Police executed a warrant at a residential address to try and find a male who had been giving them the slip.
However, when the police arrived at the address, the male had other ideas.
He made good his escape by running from the property and hiding in some local ‘foulage’.
The suspect thought that hiding in the woods would be enough to throw officers off the scent, so to speak.
But as the officers were searching the dense undergrowth, they heard a distinctive noise that can only be attributed to the every-day function of the human body; the suspect let off a huge ‘air biscuit’.
A spokesperson for Nottinghamshire Police confirmed at the time that officers heard a noise “believed to be the sound of someone breaking wind from a nearby bush”.
Once the male had given away his location, it wasn’t long before officers picked him up and carted him away.
Perhaps another good reason why anyone with a gluten intolerance should watch what they eat
Especially when you are ‘playing’ hide n seek with the cops
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