Could A Zorb Be The Answer To A Post-Lockdown Britain?

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If you look out of your window (or Zorb) then you might be forgiven for thinking that the latest ‘lockdown’ has come to an end.

Because of the amount of people who are still bimbling around, you would be forgiven for thinking that there is no second lockdown.

But, as we all know, the lockdown (in England) is here for a least another couple of weeks.

The question is; what can we do to help halt the spread of the virus once the lockdown has come to an end?

Because let’s face it, an end to the lockdown does not mean an end to the virus.

The lockdown just means that we can more-or-less try to get back to some sort of relative normality.

So what about making people walk around in giant zorbs!? That could work?

Zorbs help to create your own little area of tranquillity that people cannot violate, even if they wanted to!

I would be more than happy to walk around in a zorb.

Just think how easy it would be to avoid people you are not looking forward to seeing when we come out of lockdown.

Anyone who follows our page will know that this is not really a serious suggestion or consideration.

But we thought that you might get some pleasure from the image of millions of people walking around in zorbs.

Imagine nightclubs with hundreds of ravers jumping around in zorbs!? I would pay to see that.

If you are looking for a Zorb, then you can buy them on Amazon from 39.99

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