Police Dog ‘Apologises’ After Eating Its Uniform

If you have a friend or family member who serves in the emergency services, then you are probably more used to police dogs being called ‘landsharks’ or ‘furry missiles’.

You have probably also heard stories about ‘landsharks’ carrying out feats which even the bravest humans would think twice about doing. 

In summary, the emergency services and their many supporters have a lot of time and affection for service animals and, in particular, police dogs. 

My uncle was a police dog handler for two decades, and he would often get me to ‘volunteer’ as a suspect whenever we would take his Landshark out for a walk into the wilderness.

And I was always happy to oblige as I wanted to do ‘my bit’ for the Landshark fraternity, even if it did mean nearly getting my foot bitten off when hiding up trees. 

But one Landshark has ended up having to write an apology after chewing its uniform up after only one month on the job. 

Apparently, K9′ Tango’ took a dislike to its uniform. So decided to eat it. 

A post shared on the Newberg-Dundee Police Department Facebook page confirmed:

“My name is Tango. I ate my brand new police uniform within one month of working here.” This is why we can’t have nice things”.

With the post was a picture of Tango with a very distinct ‘IDGAF’ look on its face. 

Tango had even gone to the trouble of writing a message that said:

“My name is Tango. I ate my brand new police uniform within one month of working here”. 

It sounds to me like Tango needs some more tennis balls to chew on!  

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