Let’s face it, our brave emergency services see and witness things which would not look out of place in an ‘X-Files’ movie.
While there is no doubt an even mix of funny and bizarre stories to tell, some of these stories dwell right on the fringes of ‘wtf’.
And this is one such story.
One of our followers sent us some details of a police report which stood out as being one of those ‘wtf’ stories.
What follows is an extract of a police report from Camp Pendleton, USA:
Sept 15: ‘Male, navy enlisted first class petty officer exited a bar intoxicated in an attempt to drive POV equipped with a breathalyser interlock system.
‘Suspect was too intoxicated to start the vehicle successfully, so he went into the park where he captured a raccoon rummaging in a trash receptacle.
‘Individual utilised the raccoon to blow into the interlock system successfully, but the raccoon became unconscious from being squeezed and was discarded on the floorboard of the vehicle until a short time later when the raccoon regained consciousness and began to attack the suspect while driving causing the car to crash into a residential fence.
‘The vehicle came to a complete stop in an inground swimming pool.
‘The suspect sustained numerous scratches and bite marks to the hands, face, stomach and arms’.
See what I mean when I said that this was a ‘wtf’ story…There’s no word on how the raccoon was following its ordeal.
The real question is, how does a drunk man manage to catch a raccoon!? And how does he managed to get it to exhale into a breathalyser!?
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