Why It’s Always Important To Search Your Prisoner

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If you are a police officer, prison officer or detention officer, then booking your detained person (DP) into custody can be a bit of a stressful affair. 

Especially if your DP has particularly bad hygiene problems or they are trying to cover you in spit. 

But a momentary lapse in concentration could leave you with a cake fine so big that you will be paying it off for at least the next few years. Mr Kipling will be happy, but your bank balance won’t be.

An image that has surfaced on social media that highlights just why you should always take the time to make sure that your DP has not ‘hidden’ a phone somewhere about their person. 

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One comment

  1. A doughnut, representative in size to the that of the doughnut searching the d/p

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