Male Spotted Outside Walgreens Wearing ‘Strip Club’ Veteran Jacket

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You might be used to seeing military veterans in the street with their well-deserved veteran badges and caps, but you probably have never seen someone wearing a ‘strip club veteran’ jacket before. 

That is, until now. 

Most of the time, men (and women) will not advertise the fact that they are a ‘frequent flyer’ when it comes to spending nights inside one of these dance venues. 

In between drinking beer and unleashing some embarrassing dance moves on the tiny beer-soaked dance floor, the age-old tradition of getting a private dance tends to be the ‘highlight’ of the evening.

Could it be that he has awarded himself a medal for every private dance that he has had? 

Or perhaps he gets a ‘medal’ each time he puts some money in the jar? In truth, nobody knows. But he is proud, nonetheless. 

The question is, does this odd jacket count as stolen valour? Surely not. 

His jacket might look like military attire, but at least he has gone to the effort of having a big enough font in the stitching so that people will quickly work out that he is in fact, is not a veteran. 

Or perhaps he is? Let us know what you think in the comments below! 

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