Has Lancashire Police Started To Raise Money By Operating On People!?

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We spotted something on social media earlier on today that has given us cause for concern. 

We already know that Theresa May, when she was Prime Minister, took a wrecking ball to the police and smashed them to pieces with it. 

She got rid of 22,000 police officers, many with years of invaluable experience, and binned off loads of police staff.

Police stations were shut, and the land/buildings sold off to billionaire property developers as forces up-and-down the country were told that they had to save millions of pounds to appease Mrs May’s ego and disdain for the police. 

Maybe it’s a sign..?

Surely not. 

However, if you get a letter from Lancashire Constabulary giving you a time and a date to turn up for a medical procedure, then you can expect multi-skilled police officers in full surgical attire to be standing there when you arrive in your dressing gown ready to give you that operation you have been waiting eight months on the NHS for.

But don’t get me started on that… 

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