If you have got kids, or you have had to look after family members little ones, then you will know that ‘alone time’ on the porcelain throne (the toilet) soon becomes a thing of the past.
That once peaceful moment on the toilet soon turns into your kids banging on the door and demanding that you give them some chocolate.
After your children first find the locking mechanism for your bathroom door, regardless as to how many moving parts there are to it, then that’s it.
It gets taken apart, and thus your mini-me’s can walk in on you anytime they want to (which is pretty much all of the time).
Some of us just get used to ‘dropping off the brown trouts’ with our kids running around us and asking us what we are doing.
But most parents still just end up missing their toilet meditation time too much. But stopping short of turning your toilet into a bank vault, then what else can you do?
Well, one parent thinks that he might have found the best solution for being able to poop in peace; and it involves leaving a heartfelt message on the door to his bathroom.
In an emotional plea, the unknown author of the note said:
“When I go to the toilet and close the door behind me, you are not missing anything.
“I am not splitting the atom in here; I am not turning lead into ****ing gold.
“I am just. Having. A. Sh*t.
“So please, you are my greatest achievement, my testament to humanity.
“I love you with the glare and heat of a thousand suns but…
“f*** off for five minutes, eh?”
We are not sure how successful the note has been or whether or not its author has been able to poop in peace, having posted the letter on his bathroom door.
But you can tell from his emotional words, that he really just wants to enjoy ‘dropping the kids off at the pool’ on his own.
If you can think of any more euphemism for going for a poop, then let us know in the comments below