“Snow Storm” Causes A McDonalds To Close For 18,000 Years
We are used to our favourite fast-food restaurants having to close due to inclement weather conditions.
Especially at a time when our climate seems to have gone into meltdown due to the number of pollutants we have thrown into it over the last 100 years.
But some hungry patrons were shocked after finding out that their local McDonalds eatery had decided to shut for 18,000 years to see out a snowstorm.
The owner of this restaurant must know something that we don’t because 18,000 years is a long, long time.
So long in fact, that by the time it opens, humanity (if it hasn’t destroyed itself) will probably consist of part-human part-robot hybrids who won’t even need to eat.
I still reckon that McDonald’s will be serving up the trusty cheeseburger and chicken nuggets in 18,000 year time though — its just a shame that none of us will be around to enjoy them.
And it just goes to show how much difference a single typo can make when it comes to putting signs up which are in full view of the public.