Forget Flowers This Valentines Day — You Need A ‘Booze Bouquet’

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Yes, the day is fast approaching. And yes, it’s that time of year again when you have to search the recessing of your memory to try and figure out what your partner might want for Valentines Day.

If you are lucky, then your partner will be quite laid back and won’t require you to spend your life-savings on a gift which they can show off to their friends.

Because, as we all know, the more you spend on your partner, then the more you love them.

Well, no, not necessarily.

If you have been with your partner over 12 months, then they should take comfort in the fact that you love them; otherwise, you would have left them by now.

But if you are still in the early phases of a new relationship (<12 months), then you are always going to have to make a significant effort and find something original.

Well, search no more, because our team has found you the ideal gift.

Instead of a bouquet of flowers, how about a booze bouquet as featured in @goelshiv insta account.

If your partner likes to tickle their tonsils with a splash of alcohol, then this could be the idea (and slightly original) gift for them!

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